To any and all readers of this blog, you should know that it is intended for ADULT AUDIENCES, age 18+. Some of the subject matter discussed is not suitable for minors. If any of my family members (or friends who are surprised by the racier aspects of this blog) happen to be reading this, yes, I do draw on aspects of my own life in some of these posts. While I won’t be going into pornographic detail, things might get a little shocking for the uninitiated. This is normal! Don’t be afraid.